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One Million Other Things One Million Moms Should Actually Worry About

Aren’t there more important things for One Million Moms to focus on than Ellen DeGeneres and JC Penney?

funnyordie:

TGIF: Tuesday it’s GIFs!

We love you. You love us. We all love GIFs! So every Tuesday we serve fresh GIFs from classic Funny Or Die videos.

This magic moment is courtesy of Sabrina & Salem: Together Again.

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gracehelbig:

peepmeat:

Merry Christmas from Peepmeat. May all your hot beef find the buns they desire.

LOOKATTHISFUCKINGMERRYBURGER

gracehelbig:

motherphokingburgers:

This waffle burger is based on Grace Helbig’s ”Baffle Laffle Taffle” sandwich and catered to someone who’s somewhat of a pescatarian.   

Step 1. Everything you need (& see in the pictures) can be found at Trader Joes.

Step 2. Follow the directions found on the Toaster Waffle and Morning Star Grillers Vegan box.  Side Note: The people at Morning Star has the closet product that texturally feels like actual meat.  I would stick to that veggie patty product.  I would also start cooking the Morning Star patties first since they take the longest to cook.

Step 3. After toasting 2 waffles that will serve as the sandwich breads, add mayo on top of the side that will be on the bottom.

Step 4. Add some sliced tomatoes on top of that mayo spread.  Side Note: The fat in that mayo should serve as a barrier to prevent the waffle from weakening and falling apart from too much moisture. 

Step 5.  Add the veggie patty (or beef/turkey patty)….on top of the tomatoes.

Step 6. Add a slice of cheese on top of the patty.

Step 7 (optional)…Add another patty on top of the cheese.    

Step 8. Add the lettuce on top on the patty.

Step 9.  Drizzle some yellow mustard and honey on top of the lettuce.

Step 10.  Add the last waffle on top of everything.

The end…enjoy~!

(one additional topping one can add are potato chips on top of the lettuce.)

oh. fuck.

staff:

Awesome. This happened last night. :)

Thanks for putting this together, Frankie!
You have an amazing collection of Jon Stewart GIFs.

And thank you, Daily Show!!

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